R.M. Human ~ "Life is nothing more than a gravy bowl and all the people merely biscuits, sop it up bitches!!!"
R.M. Human ~ "Don't take life so seriously, its serious enough on its own, it doesn't need your help."
Bill Cosby ~ "All children are born with brain dammage!"
George Carlin ~ "The greatest conversation includes pussy farts and dingle berrys!"
Robin Williams ~ "Nanu nanu!"
Dennis Leary ~ "Where the f*** is the coffee flavored coffee?"
Dave Chappelle ~ "I"M Rick James bitch!!!"
Lisa Mantinelli ~ "All white chicks should take it up the ass!!"
Kat Williams ~ "If it ain't pimpin, it ain't funny!"
Chris Rock ~ "
Richard Pryer ~ "
Martin Lawrence ~ "
Eddie Murphy ~ "
Lewis Black ~ "
Dennis Miller ~ "
Dana Carvey ~ "
Gallagher ~ "
Red Skelton ~ "
W.C. Fields ~ "
Abbot and Castello ~ "
Jerry Lewis ~ "
These should be familiar as they are some of those most famous names out there and the sad part is this is just a taste of my inspiration. I am and have always been open to any part of life being teased, tossed, or trampled on including my own life in a comedy routine. With out us laughing at what happens in life, who will? These comics give just an example of my open-mindedness and bit of wit that I have acquired since I was just a toddler.
Something about tiny footprints ending up on the ceiling with no whereabouts as to how it happened, I have always been the comic of the family and crowd. Although growing up the East side of Flint and all the crime that I became accustomed to, I learned to just laugh at all the stupidity instead of falling into it.
I'm a different taste of what your taste buds are used to, but when I get going I bet I can even make someone like you look at things differently.