Phil has the comic timing of a seasoned pro. Sit around with him sometime; you'll have no idea how funny he is until he decides it's time to let you know.
As dangerous with a microphone in his hand as he would be with a six-shooter. Don't let his size fool you, this lil peanut delivers big laughs.
Phil is about as funny as cancer. If cancer had a really funny french accent. And was like a waiter with a red striped shirt that was all rude... man cancer is halairous. Oh yeah Phil's great too.