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New Bits

| 0 Comments | 593 Views | Back to top | Posted on 04/22/2014 at 01:22 PM
 

I’ve done this a few times here with blog posts turning into videos, but as I started this out, I realized I don’t think I blogged any of these new jokes. They usually start as facebook updates. I try to boil it down to a sentence or two and then when I need to drop a bunch of stuff I look for new [...]

Mating Rituals – Typing it out.

| 0 Comments | 632 Views | Back to top | Posted on 03/28/2014 at 01:22 PM
 

I wanted to do a blog on a creative writing session. I had this idea of guys doing stupid things to impress women. Compare it to animals doing stupid shit. Tie it in with stupid things I’ve done. – I’ve also been working on a joke about LULU (see previous blogs) and one part is a rant I go on for [...]

LuLu is DooDoo

| 0 Comments | 618 Views | Back to top | Posted on 03/07/2014 at 10:17 PM
 

I discovered this app for your phone called Lu Lu. What it does is allows women to leave a review on a man. Like he was a movie. Or yelp, for humans. Basically. I tried to log in to see what they said about me but it turns out only women can see it. And I already tried making a different Facebook [...]

My Dad Says I Don’t Work Very Hard

| 0 Comments | 628 Views | Back to top | Posted on 03/05/2014 at 10:17 PM
 

Look at all these comedy clubs, bars, pizza restaurants, casinos, state fairs and moose lodges I’ve performed in. Good thing every one of them found one of my videos and thought I was hilarious. (sarcasm) 31 states? There’s no star in New Orleans yet because the comedy club has not sent me their [...]

The New TV

| 0 Comments | 643 Views | Back to top | Posted on 01/08/2014 at 01:17 PM
 

I got a new tv recently. My friend bought a new 60 inch TV, and so I traded him my OLD tv PLUS sexual favors for HIS old TV. because his wife probably wasn’t going to sleep with him for a while, because he just bought a new 60 inch TV. I was excited that I got a new tv, and I bragged to my facebook [...]

 
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