Do YOUR balls stick to your thighs?
With all the wonders of the world, I am fixated on the undying need for men to adjust themselves, no matter where they are and who's around. It's said that once a baby boy finds the family jewels, during some diaper change, that it's all over.
I'm a believer.
Yes, friends… I'm talking about the scrotum, tentacles, nuts, AKA:
For years and years, I've watched men in all walks of like grabbing, digging, shifting and some men, believe it or not… are just holding their "stuff". Out in public out in the open, they think people don't see them doing it… well maybe they just don't care.
Can balls be that uncomfortable? Can it be that traumatic that you must adjust yourselves in public several times an hour? I think if you need to scratch your balls more than 3 times an hour, you need to see a doctor.
I call men out when I see them doing it by simply asking "did you get it?" some men smile and answer yes, the more perverse will say no, and go for another dig, and some act like they don't know what I'm talking about.
I have reason to believe that while reading this blog several balls will have already been adjusted and I want to know why?
Whenever I ask the question why, I get answers ranging from itching and squishing to they stick to their thighs. So it's not a proven theory just yet…
I called Track out on his ball grabbing my first or second week working for him, when I asked "did you get it?". He was a little shocked. Not so much at the question, but at the fact he thought he did his "ball shift" in a way no one on the other side of his desk could see. Glad I could help!
So I have some belief that the men really don't know people are watching them do this, they think they have it down to a science and no one but their balls know they are being touched.
I don't look for this… I'm not stalking balls or anything, but I'm pretty observant to everything around me and I can see it across the room.
It happens a lot when men go to sit. It's almost like they are scared they'll sit on their balls or something? But the adjustment is made in the front? I have yet to see a man dig way back to remove his balls from his ass. Although I know a few men who might think that would be fun.
This one time Track and I took Kaitlin and her friend Arlene to a Washington Redskins game. As we sat watching the game and joking around, Track adjusted himself and I asked "did you get it?" and Arlene replied "I got it"… we cracked up and I thought Kait was gonna choke on her soda, because Arlene was talking about getting a joke, and Kait knew I was talking about Track getting his balls. The fun part was Track replied "thank you" when Arlene said "I got it" ~
I would like to bring this to the attention of the male mind… and ladies help me out here. Next time you see a man, any man, fishing around his crotch ask him… DID YOU GET IT? Cuz I really don't think they are aware that we can see them doing that shit!
To all the male readers of my blog, why do you grab yourselves in public, in private or when you think no one's looking? Do you care who sees it? Are balls that annoying?
Ladies of my blog, we don't go grabbing and adjusting our boobs or digging our crotches (even if they itch)! So why do you think the men around us think it's necessary to do it?
This concludes my blog about balls…
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