My ex-girlfriend called me and left an annoying voice mail.
Without thinking, I retaliated back by texting, â€œYou define the word bitchâ€? (SEND)
I make about 50 text messages a day with my T9 WORD software, so my thumbs punched out the word B-I-T-C-H by memoryâ€”2-4-8-2-4 (SEND)
The next day I felt bad about my shitty response so I called her back to apologize.
She immediately started to yell at me and I regretted I called but I told her I didnâ€™t mean what I texted yesterday.
She calmed down when she realized I was calling to say, â€œIâ€™m sorry.â€?
She then asked, â€œDo you really think Iâ€™m fat?â€?
And I said, â€œWhat are you talking about?â€?
â€œYour message said, â€œYou define the word chubiâ€¦C-H-U-B-Iâ€?
â€œOh no, the stupid T9 software screwed up my words, I donâ€™t think youâ€™re chubby, I think youâ€™re a bitch.â€?