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Cheney in a wheelchair: The comedy gods are alive and well

| 5 Comments | 3477 Views | Back to top | Posted on 01/20/2009 at 04:09 PM
 

 

WASHINGTON — Ex (chills) Vice-President Dick Cheney has arrived at the U.S. Capitol in a wheelchair for the inauguration of Barack Obama.

Cheney was wheeled out behind President George W. Bush to take his place alongside dignitaries that included former Vice Presidents Al Gore Dan Quayle and Walter Mondale.

The White House says Cheney pulled a muscle in his back while moving boxes. He and his wife are moving into a new home outside Washington in McLean, Va. His doctor recommended that he use a wheelchair for the next couple of days.

All he needs is an eyepatch and dark leather gloves and the transformation to Dr. Strangelove will be complete.  Cheney in a wheelchair was the headline and I was really hoping it was a typ-o for Cheney in handcuffs. I was really shocked to see Cheney in wheelchair , considering he eats embryos for breakfast everyday. Three major heart attacks with a pig’s heart, an assassination attempt, and yet moving cardboard boxes was his downfall. Don’t believe it for one second. I am willing to bet you all of Haliburton and Blackwater’s stock that he was faking the injury just so he wouldn’t have to stand and applaud the new administration. In brief, an apt metaphor for such an injurious administration.

Happy Inauguration!!


Comments
 
you can be wicked
Posted on 01/20/2009 at 04:33 PM by Mindy Matijasevic

but you do make me laugh.



Sounds Like A Smiths Song...
Posted on 01/21/2009 at 02:00 PM by Harris Bloom

Cheney In a Wheelchair...I know, I know, It's Serious.



Dr. Stranglelove
Posted on 01/24/2009 at 03:01 PM by Andy Kaufman

Mein Feuher, I CAN WALK

Love From The Nazi Parody The Is The Republican Partly

Your Pal

Andy




Posted on 01/25/2009 at 12:32 PM by Robert Driemeyer

If Cheney was actually moving boxes in his generally tedious state of health, I assume it was because he was taking their contents to a shredder.



CHENEY OR AS CHRIS MATTHEWS SAYS "CHEEENEY"
Posted on 02/26/2009 at 07:16 AM by Mark Brier

HE COULD DOUBLE AS THE BIG LEBOWSKI



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